February 17, 2005

Baking powder social club

Imagine a 200 meter long metal tube. Now imagine a huge atom bomb inside that tube. Now imagine being the guy responsible for lowering this 200 meter long atom bomb down a 1000 meter hole. Now smack yourself on the forehead. Cuz that’s exactly what Papi’s job was.

Papi is a cook. His name is Angia, but everyone calls him papi cuz he’s the oldest guy around. Anyways, 8 years ago he was the crane operator for the French pacific nuclear tests. First he was a cook at the nuclear facility… then they posted the crane job and he decided to go for it. He’s lowered more than 40 of these tubes in 2 years. What happens is that he slowly descends these things waaay down under an island somewhere in Polynesia, then they all evacuated from the facility….and, BOOM. Then he goes back and does it all over again. Can anyone say ‘dangerous radiation exposure?’ well, so far he seems perfectly fine and normal.

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